The Houston Canoe Club
is a Paddlesports Risk Management Club Sign the Waiver HCC
Saturday Afternoon On the Illinois River They come in droves Color-coded To whom they paid the rent Riding the gentle current With the sound of metal scraping rocks The sound of metal crashing into metal As some stop for a brief respite From their circular journey. White asses Flashing below that rim of fat That men have Exposed as they disembark. Long tan legs Insolent in lawn chairs Until the rapids take them. Then watery thrashing for Swamped coolers and cans Of that elixir That is the common theme. And the canoes that carry them Proud symbols of grace and wildness Not one bright hull unmarred From previous engagements. Bumper boats Avoiding the wary waders Who surely need a stop light Set mid-stream For their protection. Oh, where is Hiawatha?