In addition to paddling a paper boat down 160 miles of the River Thames, Tim FitzHigham has made two attempts to row across the English Channel in a brass bathtub. His story will run on the Moth Radio Hour on Saturday April 3 at noon. You can listen to it on KUHF then, or as a podcast at https://themoth.org/radio-hour/bathtub-sailor-seamstress-spy . This is the funniest paddling-related story I have ever heard. When it was first played on the air last April, I was on my way to the post office. I sat in the parking lot and listened to it until it was over. Be prepared for a good laugh as you hear how his situation became crazier and crazier as it unfolded.